Apologies to My Six Year Old
I am sorry the dinosaurs are extinct.
Truly I am.
I am sorry I let your sister wear your Yoda underwear to school.
I am sorry you haven't lost any teeth yet.
Our family is dentally retarded. It will happen. Eventually.
I am sorry that I won't let you blame your sister for the dinosaurs extinction. She has done a lot of things to you. This is not one of them.
I am sorry the orange tom cat moved out. Some day you will realize that I cannot compete with the woman up the hill who buys him organic canned food and hires a pet psychic.
I am sorry I introduced you to opera. I didn't realize that it would make your sister louder.
I am sorry your father let you watch 2001.
I am sorry your sister learned to swim before you did.
I am sorry I said Star Wars is not a documentary.